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QA Lead

Friday, May 21st, 2010

We don’t open the gates to Panic Towers often. “Hire only when you absolutely need to,” we say.

Well, it’s time. We need to!

Up until now, Panic has depended on fantastic beta testers (nearly 500 bugs filed and fixed during Transmit 4’s dev cycle), the coordination of our brilliant support and engineering teams, and great user reports, to make our software awesome.

But as our apps get more complex — this is good, as we like making meaty things! — we realize a full-time tester could help everyone.

We are looking for an experienced QA lead.

The ideal candidate will be the foundation of our QA efforts. Ideally, we want somebody with experience who will:

  • Take charge of formalizing our QA processes
  • Construct and execute rigorous test plans
  • Triage and verify incoming bug reports
  • Confirm bug fixes developed by engineering
  • Liaison with user community on vague issues
  • Be familiar with automation and scripting tools
  • Enjoy pursuing and solving problems every day

This position is in Portland, Oregon.

Sound interesting? E-mail your resume to us. If we’re interested, we will send you additional details and possibly schedule an interview.

While we can’t write back to everyone, we thank you in advance for your interest!

An Apple //e, an iPad, and Jed

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

We get e-mails:

From: Stewart Smith / Stewdio <stewart@xxx.org>
Subject: panic office photos
Date: April 30, 2010 7:44:43 AM PDT

I just saw some photos of your office and couldn’t help but notice an Apple //e. I have an odd request. Back in 2005 I created a music video for the band Grandaddy by programming a text animation on an old Apple ][+. You can see the video here.

So for my request: would you do me the honor of running the source code on your old Apple //e and sending a few pictures? (Or even posting them to your Flickr?)

I imagine you could load the code onto the old machine by using my “cassette tape” source code file. The source code package is here.

Sounded like fun to us. Just one problem, though: we knew we had to load Stewart’s “cassette tape” source into the Apple //e’s audio input. But we didn’t exactly have a cassette deck lying around.

What did we have? An iPad.

It’s an obvious solution in retrospect, but there is something very unreal and amazing about tapping a button on a multi-touch screen and watching an Apple //e fill up with data — to quote Andy Baio, “that’s like WALL-E connecting to EVE.”

Coming Soon…

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

The official countdown has begun!

The Official Panic Basketball Team

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

Last year, a friend of Tim’s e-mailed almost everyone he knew with a simple plea:

“We just started coaching 4th and 5th grade basketball at Public School 208 [in New York City],” he wrote. “Most of the kids don’t have basketball shoes, and many of them end up practicing in the pants and t-shirts that they wear to school.  We want to buy practice jerseys, game jerseys, and basketball shoes (something a little difficult on a student budget). Let us know if you’d be willing to help out.”

Tim forwarded it to me.

“We can totally help,” I said. “With one condition: they let us design the jerseys!”

And that’s how Panic came to sponsor the coolest basketball team in the world: PS 208’s Locke’s Lions.

In their last game, led by Coaches Chad and Steve, the Locke’s Lions beat the stinky PS 134 Jaguars in an impressive 28-22 win. But, more than that, one only has to look at these photos to remember how awesome it is to be a kid, play a game, and love a thing. We’re proud to be an indirect, remote part of that feeling.

The kids sent along some super nice thank-you notes at the end of the season which we thought you’d like to see. We only hope that, one day, we can cheer them on in person.

PS: The Locke in question is not, in fact, the squinty and mysterious John Locke out of television’s hit show Lost, but rather the philosopher and “Father of the Harlem Renaissance”, Alain Locke. TMYK.GIF

Noby Noby Panic Wallpaper

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Keita Takahashi, the creator of Katamari Damacy (the “roll stuff into a ball” game) and Noby Noby Boy (the “stretch a thing around other things” game), is an interesting study: he’s an artist in the traditional sense, making non-traditional video games, for a very traditional Japanese company.

Of course, you know we’re huge fans — we even improbably made a whole series of Katamari and Noby Noby Boy t-shirts together.

Recently, Keita and his team shipped Noby Noby Boy for the iPhone. What is it? Wh.. where do I begin? Take basic iPhone utilities — camera, music player, notes, etc. — then press them through the mind of a toddler, squeeze a couple drops of comedy, sprinkle a little ground physics engine, then coat them in pastel fondant. I’ll say this: the built in GPS function has the best music of any GPS, ever. Give it a try for $1.99.

Anyway, to celebrate, Keita drew the following Panic/Noby wallpaper for readers of the Panic Blog.

Enjoy! We can’t wait to see what Keita comes up with next.